3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
sex in a hospital.. check
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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