he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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