On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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