How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
All the doctor said was why
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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