I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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