My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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