Will you blow on my dice?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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