your parents love me but you hate me
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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