all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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