My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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