Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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