she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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