I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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