how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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