Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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