the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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