oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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