I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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