Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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