we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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