that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I want a musical about memes.
So. Much. Porn.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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