I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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