addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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