So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You can't just leave with hair like that
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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