OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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