No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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