Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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