Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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