Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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