I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
sex in a hospital.. check
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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