do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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