Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
