Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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