What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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