The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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