Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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