i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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