perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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