A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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