biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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