I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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