Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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