This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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