I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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