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Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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