I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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