You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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