Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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