They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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