Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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