I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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