drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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