he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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