She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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