So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
