its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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