therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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