Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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